Women about men


Războiul sexelor cred că este unul care nu se va încheia niciodată. Bărbaţii spun despre femei că este extrem de dificil să le înţelegi, iar femeile spun despre bărbaţi că mereu se mulţumesc cu puţin.

Aşadar, ce anume se spune despre bărbaţi? 😀

“Boys frustrate me. I hate all their indirect messages, I hate game playing. Do you like me or don’t you? Just tell me so I can get over you.” Kirsten Dunst

“The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs” Gloria Allred

„My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.” Tim Allen

„Marrying a man is like buying something you’ve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn’t always go with everything in the house.” Jean Kerr

“Men are like pumpkins. It seems like all the good ones are either taken or they’ve had everything scraped out of their heads with a spoon.”

“God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.” Robin Williams

„Men only have two faults, everything they say and everything they do.”

„The ideal man goes home early, doesn’t flirt, doesn’t drink, doesn’t smoke, doesn’t gamble and doesn’t exist.”

„Always go for a beautiful, intelligent and loving boy. But make sure the three boys don’t meet each other.”

„Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish, every saturday he and his friends will load up beer and go fishing.”

„Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest.”

„The older theory was, marry an older man because they’re more mature. But the new theory is men don’t mature. Marry a younger one.”

„No man is an island, but some of us are pretty long peninsulas.” Ashleigh Brilliant

„Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract.” Kathy Lette

„I love the lines the men use to get us into bed. „Please, I’ll only put it in for a minute.” What am I, a microwave?” Beverly Mickins

„A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there’s my personal favorite, the male ego.” Roseanne Barr

„Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won’t even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.” Helen Rowland

„Men should be like Kleenex; soft, strong and disposable.”

„What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? ‘Hold my purse.”

„The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything.” ~ Friedrich Nietzsche

„When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there’s a reason.” ~ Molly McGee

„There are easier things in life than trying to find a nice guy… like nailing a jelly to a tree for example.”

„Men are like a deck of cards. You’ll find the occasional king, but most are jacks.” ~ Laura Swenson


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